If you’re cooking on a grill but not making barbecue, it’s a cookout, NOT a barbecue. If you’re not eating barbecue, it’s not a barbecue. Barbecue is serious business.
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
A kid I went to college with kept sneaking up on me because he thought it was fun to touch me and startle me. One day I jumped and socked him in the face on total instinct.